With that in mind and knowing that it will be difficult for the fathers at the Synod to find time to think of new, creative ideas to inspire the world, I have taken the liberty of adapting the some of the Catholic Sacraments to be fit for modern use.
Baptism - First chance to get your baby dressed and show it off...and throw a bitta water on its head to let em know who's boss.
First Holy Communion Day - Bouncy castle, money and chocolate cake day.
|Make sure they take off the €200 shoes before they get on|
Confession - Tell me yours I'll tell you mine
|Ya didn't did ya?|
Confirmation - Going to big boy's school now
|Do I still get a bouncy castle?|
Marriage - Attractive enough for someone to want to spend loads of money on,get in!
|A Londoner taking credit for achieving nothing...and John Terry|
Extreme Unction - Just a quick hello to take your mind off what the doctors are sticking into you
|Want me to fix ya a cuppa?|
Funeral - We'll pop on a bitta Simon and Garfunkel at the end and we can all head for a few scoops.
|He never went to mass, but he had a great faith to be fair.|